It’s incredible how in this day and age we are still fighting for our rights to smoke the god given plant, Cannabis.
Marijuana prohibition began 80 years ago when the federal government banned the sale, cultivation, and use of the cannabis plant. It remains illegal at the federal level.
Over 30 states have now jumped on the weed wagon. The majority allowing the use of cannabis as a medical aid and the more chilled, open-minded states are allowing it recreationally!!
The colossal stick in the mud remains, Cannabis is still held under federal law as a schedule one drug! Up there with the likes of cocaine and LSD! And unfortunately, it doesn’t look to change very soon!
Urine drug test.
So this means that we are all still up for pre-employment drug testing and random testing in the workplace!! The guidelines for how and when companies can test are pretty flimsy.
For this reason, us weedologist need to be pretty stealthy and resourceful. The most popular testing method is Urine drug tests. Relatively cheap and easy for most companies as they outsource it to places like Labcorp.
So with that in mind, you should get a couple of days notice before your upcoming drug test to prepare! It’s completely normal for us stoners to be asking How to pass a drug test in 2 days!
We have options, for a urine test we can detox using special drinks and pills or we can substitute our pee for that of a synthetic kind.
So I am going to review two products today: Ultra Mask One-Hour Cleansing Formula & Clear Choice Rescue cleanse.
There are so many THC detox drinks on the market. It’s a pain in the ass to decide which one. Many of my friends and also once myself, have been caught out by poor quality detox drinks.
They claim you can pass a urine drug test no problem, then before you even finish pissing you have failed the test and lost your job!
Ultra Mask Detox Drink.
This product has had a lot of bad reviews, claiming many different things. Without being able to find any info about the company or a direct site to buy it from I just went straight to Amazon.
Bought it from Amazon, set me back a pitiful $26.50. They offer 500% money back garentee. Now i dont know about you, but my thinking is that if a product works, do you need a money back garentee??
From that moment I heard the alarm bells. Detox drinks are not cheap. Only scams and fakes are cheap. In the long run, losing $40/60 doesn’t matter too much compared to losing your job and your pride.
So it turned up and the seal was broken and the inside of the box was wet! FAIL.
There wasn’t much missing, still well over half a bottle.
So the next morning, after having abstained for the past 48 hours, I chugged the bottle as advised.
Then refilled it again with water and drank that after 20 min. So it says I should submit my sample two hours after drinking. Please note I have urinated 3 times since drinking this! Time to bust out the at home thc single panel test kit!
Much to my despair, it shows ONE pink line, Positive for thc!
FAIL – Do not recommend this product!!
Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse Detox Drink.
This company is different. The Clear Choice brand has been around for 25 years. Seeming pioneers in the industry.
They have so much information and so many other products, from Sub solution synthetic urine to stash undies. They also have a gum that will beat ANY mouth swab test!
So I bought this product from a website called TestNegative.com.
Easy, no hassle.
This little number cost me $45 plus shipping.
Clear choice advises people over 200lbs with “heavy toxin levels” to use the 32oz bottle. I myself am 129lbs and I imagine I would have low toxin levels.
I smoke 2 maybe 3 joints a day and I exercise and have a fast metabolism.
So for that reason, I ordered the 17oz.
The same routine, Drink entire contents of bottle at a comfortable yet quick pace. Took me about 15 min, then refill the bottle with water and neck it again.
Same waiting time, they state that:
“Allow 60 minutes for the Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse to become effective. After one hour you will be in the “Clear Zone™” for up to 5 hours. Maximum effectiveness is achieved within the first hour.”
As most detox drinks recommend, no food or drink. 4 hours before and after you have taken the drink! So after peeing only once, an hour or so has passed. I took another at home test.
Once again just the single panel test for THC. So the at home test you have to be a little careful with, you want to hold the dropper vertically to avoid all air bubbles and use just the right amount of pee pee, then wait 5 min.
*5 min later*
Two pink lines!! One quiet faint but its still readable!! No matter how faint, that is a Negative result!!! It worked!!!
So with complete confidence, I can say Clear Choice Detox works!
Rescue Cleanse Ingredients.
So basically there are a lot of ingredients in the clear choice detox drink. It works by using unique ingredients. These can help to open up the fat particles that are storing the THC.
Once this particular blend of ingredients has opened the particles it starts to expel them using dilution. The ones that remain, as it is impossible to remove them all, are then masked by other special additives. So your sample should be squeaky clean.
Some of the ingredients in the unique Clear choice rescue cleanse detox drink.
- Niacin – Niacin is commonly used to break down fat cells so they leak out THC.
- Pantothenic Acid – Pantothenic acid is vitamin B5 which aids in opening up fat cells so marijuana leaks before tests and cannot be detected.
- Potassium – Potassium helps balance electrolytes in those consuming large amounts of fluid.
- Sodium – Sodium is used to judge the completeness of a urine sample during testing.
- Thiamine – Thiamine can work as an antioxidant to get rid of toxins in the body so they can’t be detected. It can also help keep the urine a yellow color.
- Vitamin B12 – Vitamin B12 will make the urine dark yellow during THC tests for probation or tests for alcohol, or opiates. It is also necessary for healthy metabolism needed to speed detoxification.
- Vitamin B6 – Vitamin B6 will help the urine maintain a yellow color during cannabis tests and will also help detox the liver.
As you can see each ingredient plays a unique role and we should be thankful for the rescue cleanse scientist for discovering this.
Do Detox Drinks Show Up On Drug Tests?
Basically, you don’t want to over-dilute your sample. They will be able to tell at the lab, then flag it as diluted.
Then you’ve got problems. Now to get the story straight on cleansing drinks such as “Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse”, yes it’s a dilution process but it’s also much more than that. The important part is to dilute the urine. But you just can’t dilute it by drinking a shit ton of water or else you will fail the urine authenticity test.
This test checks for proper: temperature, color, creatinine & gravity. Diluting with water will fail all except the temperature. The Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse Drink will dilute THC metabolites while keeping your color, creatinine & gravity to the proper acceptable levels.
Increasing your chances of success. If you are a heavy heavy cainer enough to make snoop blush, then there are Clear Choice synthetic urine products such as the incognito belt or Quik Luck sub solution premade kit!
Where Can You Buy Detox Drinks For THC?
Many places claim to have the detox drinks that work. As we have seen these claims are not always right! Be careful when buying, always check the seal and make sure the drinks are not out of date. Yes, Detox Drinks do go out of date!!
So my recommendations today are.
From these results alone its safe to say that Clear Choice has the science down. Trusted brands are always the way to go! Don’t risk your job, pride, and livelihood.
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