Urine Drug Testing

HOW TO PASS A URINE DRUG TEST IN 2018

Urine tests can be requested at any time. Sometimes without any warning or notification, although this is an exception rather than the rule. Usually, you’ll get a scheduled date and time and thank god because this gives you time to prepare.

The good thing about a urine test is that there are several options you can choose from to be sure you’ll pass. With hair follicle and mouth swab testing, you can either coat the hair follicles with a shampoo like this one or coat the toxins in your mouth with a specialized gum.

Urine testing gives you the option to either try to detox and flush the body or by using synthetic urine. This can be done using a stash belt and taking the urine sample bottle in with you. Else you can use a body belt or prosthetic penis if you’re worried about the test being supervised.

A good and reliable recommendation is to take a detox shot on the day of your test such as the One Shot Concentrate. Do this 2-3 hour before your test. It’s important to fill the test cup midstream and not within the first few seconds of urine flow. For people over 200lbs or heavy users, this will not work and best bet is to go with a product like the Rescue Cleanse 32oz which holds toxins in the body for up to 5 hours.

We strongly recommend if you are going to use your own urine and decide to detox, that you test yourself first with a self-test kit. You can get them for THC, Cocaine or Multi-Panel test kit that tests up to 5 different drugs.

Now if you fail your self-test kit, don’t want to risk the detox drinks, or absolutely must pass your test 100% no matter what, then synthetic urine or a urine additive is the way to go.

The more cannabis you consume the more THC is accumulated in your body. The longer you consume the longer it takes to clear out of your body.

Makes sense right?

Sure but what’s more important is to know EXACTLY how long. Do you have a drug test coming up or one sprung on you? This information is important so you can make the right choice. And finally, choose which method to use or what product to buy to ensure you pass your drug test.

How long does weed stay in your system?

FOR HOW LONG WILL IT STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM?

HOW OFTEN DO YOU CONSUME?
1 time only5-8 days
2 – 4 times a month11-18 days
2 – 4 times a week23-35 days
5 – 6 times a week33-48 days
Every day45-77 days

This means that if you STOP consuming it will take this long to clear out of your system.

So for example, if you use marijuana 3 times a week and then stop can take up to 18 days to come up clear on your urine test.

Urine testing is the most common method for testing for the THC metabolite TCH-COOH. If this metabolite shows up in your urine then the lab testers know your body has processed it and you are a user.  

If your urine test shows up with less than 20 nanograms per ml of metabolite then you’re good to go. Literally.

It’s also the cheapest testing method another reason for being the most popular type of test.

How long do drugs stay in your system?

Good question, what if you’re not a cannabis user and like to dabble with other recreational drugs?

Here’s some useful info for you. This is how long it takes for other kinds of drugs to clear from your system:

  • Cocaine: up to 3 days
  • Ecstasy/MDMA: up to 3 days
  • Alcohol: up to 5 days
  • LSD: up to 3 days
  • PCP (Phencyclidine): up to 7 days
  • Amphetamines: up to 3 days
  • Psilocybin: up to 5 days

So moral of the story is that it’s much harder to pass a drug test being a cannabis user.

So how do I pass a urine drug test?

If you are a regular user the ideal is to abstain from consuming for at least two weeks. There are also many home remedies and recommendations like drinking coconut water, taking fruit pectin and exercise but these are risky and you’ll never know for sure if it’s going to work.

 If this is not an option or you are a heavy, regular or long-term user then here are some options for you:

Option One: Detox your body and flush out the drugs

Detox drinks are one of the most popular ways of passing a drug test as they help to dilute the urine and remove the toxins from your body.

Some of them are much more effective than others and its super important to buy a reputable brand that uses natural ingredients.

To learn more about detox drinks and pills click here

Option Two: Don’t take the risk 

Use synthetic urine or a urine additive & pass your test!

The best Urine Additives in 2018

There are two types of urine tests performed, one is a Gas Chromatography/Mass Spectrometer (GC-MS) test (otherwise known as a lab test) and the other is an enzyme multiplied immunoassay test (EMIT test) (also knows as an Instant Test and the most common of the two) The latter is given 99% of the time in the workplace.

The Spike Additive is a revolutionary lab tested, undetectable urine purifier. It dissolves really fast and is odorless and colorless making detection impossible, Its designed to destroy all toxins in the urine and is super easy to conceal as its only 1.5ml.

The Instant Clean Urine ADD-it-ive is also very easy to use, It is ONLY recommended for lab tests though.

The best Synthetic Urine in 2018

Don’t make the mistake of thinking that all synthetic urine is the same.

It’s simply not true. This is due to one vital factor known as sterilization.

I can’t stress this enough – low-quality cheap brands are NOT reliable.

Sterilization is a process which involves the elimination and deactivation of any bacteria (forms of life) found in the urine and only top name synthetic urine brands put their urine kits through this irradiation process, which is expensive.

Cheap products such as the well known Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Kit do NOT use this process and instead and a biocide (preservative) to artificially prolong the life of the fake pee.

Using this could potentially lead to you getting busted for using fake urine as it’s an unnatural substance that should NOT be present in your urine.

‘Synthetic Urine’

Reviews of the best brands and where to buy them.

1. Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit

Pro’s

Clear Choice Brand, the manufacturers of this product have been in business for over 24 years and have sold millions of drug testing products since.

This urine kit has something that no other urine kit on the market has – a patented heat activator powder which heats up your pee sample within seconds.

Their formula contains components such as creatinine and urea amongst other vital salts and complex mixture of necessary chemicals needed to pass your urine off as real.

Their synthetic urine has never been detected as fake and failed tests are always almost related to temperature issues where the heat source was not used or not used correctly.

Con’s

Unlike other premixed urine kits the Sub Solution you have to mix yourself which is not to everyone’s liking.

In saying that however, their new product Quick Luck is an ultra-premium synthetic urine kit with upgraded Sub Solution formula and is available for pre-order in July 2017. It comes as a 3oz premixed kit with the heat activator powder and two heat pads included.

It’s a bit pricier than the Sub Solution but totally worth it for the extra convenience.

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2.Sweet Pee Body Basic – Synthetic Urine Kit on a belt

Pro’s

Sweet Pee is another reputable brand offering quality synthetic urine. Best of all the bag is refillable and the body belt is velcro adjustable for all shapes and sizes.

It will include 2 heat pads and a $25 voucher for your next urine fill, which is pretty sweet (pun intended!)

Con’s

These guys haven’t been around for as long as Clear Choice but their products work well and they offer great customer service support. There is no heat activator powder in this kit.

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3. Quick Solution – 3oz Premixed Synthetic Urine Kit

 Pro’s

Best Detox Solutions although not as well known as both Clear Choice or Sweet Pee, they do offer a quick and easy premixed urine sample which comes with one heat pad. It is also a bit more affordable than the other two brands.

Con’s

A pretty basic kit with no heat activator powder & only one heat pad gives no room for error.

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2 thoughts on “Urine Drug Testing

    • Sienna Clementine says:

      Hi Conor, the synthetic urine created by Clear Choice is exactly like real urine and has all the components including uric acid, urea and it is balanced for pH, specific gravity and creatinine. If you use this synthetic urine it doesn’t matter whats in your own urine. Its irrelevant. To ensure their urine is not flagged as suspicious instead of adding preservatives (like some of the cheaper brands like Quick Fix for example) their urine goes through a sterilization process and no kind of preservatives or other ‘non real’ substances are added. Its as life like as you can get. You can use the heat pad to heat up to the ideal temperature or use heat activator powder that comes with the kit. Good luck with your test!

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